Tae Kwon Do and Break Dancing get married and have bad ass children.
The Colbert Report: Stephen Colbert Warns Parents of Teen 'Vodka Tamponing' Epidemic(via @Gawker)
On tonight’s Report, Stephen Colbert used the birth of an intern’s child as an opportunity to highlight a recent local news report about how teens are now getting drunk by sticking vodka-soaked tampons up their vaginas/rectums.
Geneology of Noah Blows Your Mind
Ever find yourself skimming over those chapters in the Bible where they say “X begot Y, then Y begot Z, … then Z had a son named A”?
Consider Genesis 5. This is the genealogy of Noah. We often forget that (most) names have meaning behind them, especially during biblical times. Names were purposeful and symbolic. Now look at the names of Noah’s ancestors in the order of their appearance:
- Adam - Man
- Seth - appointed
- Enosh - mortal
- Kenan - sorrow
- Mahalalel - the Blessed God
- Jared - shall come down
- Enoch - teaching
- Methuselah - His death shall bring
- Lamech - the despairing
- Noah - rest and comfort
Read the meanings in line and think about the implication. If you’re thinking Jesus Christ, none would disagree.
An Exchange with My Secretary
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hey hey,
sorry I didn’t say hi earlier, I was talking to Margaret about something—I broke her book stand last week and need to replace…
-mike
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BABIES TASTING LEMONS FOR THE FIRST TIME
Greatest post I’ve ever seen.
omg this post
SO CUTE!!!
Submitted by rainbowbonkers
Babies!!
(Source: bieberthegreat)
reblogged from itshenrys
